 Stewart
Castledine is turning into a cult hero with the TAF clan.....so much that
we've affectionately dubbed him 'the pornstar' with his flowing locks,
perfectly tanned body and celebrity lifestyle. So smitten are we that we
have taken the song filmstar by Suede off the 'Coming Up' LP and written our
own lyrics. So get yourself a copy and sing along........
Porn Star -
takin' it too far
Speeding in your car with nubile soapstars
Porn Star, a body fit for sin
Wondering where to stick it in all night
Porn Star, sliding through a pass
Working through the ass - they're all so needy
Porn Star, on a speedboat going fast
Sipping Champers from a glass tonight
Porn Star - showing his class
Slamming in goals - it looks so easy
Porn Star - Pulling stunnas at the bar
In his Wanderers shirt tonight!
Porn star - in his TVR
With the lid down - he looks so seedy
Porn Star - With his all year round tan
Naked on a bed tonight
Who will relieve him - its impossible to say
What to believe in
When you've changed your club, grown your locks
and bought a shiny boat......yeah, yeah, yeah
Porn Star playing a pass
One touch football looks so easy
Porn Star playing a pass
in a Quartered shirt tonight - dur dur dur dur dur |
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