TAF'S HOPES FOR THE NEW SEASON....
Our aspirations for the season with an easy to understand grading system -
what's pucker and what's pants.
| League Position: |
| PUCKER |
1st-6th |
| PASSABLE |
7th-13th |
| PALTRY |
14th-20th |
| PANTS |
Erm, anything not listed above.... |
| Transfer Market: |
| PUCKER |
Roy and Robbie Keane |
| PASSABLE |
Ian and Stuart Pearce |
| PALTRY |
Keith & Kevin Scott |
| PANTS |
Jack & Bobby Charlton |
| Cup Runs: |
| PUCKER |
The coveted Wembley Quadruple - winners (no less) of FA, Worthington, Autoglass and Play-Off Final. |
| PASSABLE |
FA - beyond Rd 3, Worthington - beyond Rd 2, Autoglass - beyond S/F, B&B winners (oh, the glory). |
| PALTRY |
Losing to late goals by Duane Derby in the FA Cup and Chris Sutton in the Worthington Cup. |
| PANTS |
Losing to late goals by Dwayne Plummer (Chesham) in the B&B Cup and Sutton Utd in the FA Cup. |
| Finances: |
| PUCKER |
Lazio step in with a £18m bid for Paul
Emblen;
Adams Park is discovered to be situated on top of Europe's largest inland oil reserve. |
PASSABLE
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Away to Man Utd in the FA Cup 3rd round, then take them to a surprise replay; an until now hidden sell-on clause is discovered in Steve Guppy's old Wycombe contract, netting the club £500k - sorted. |
| PALTRY |
Youth team scrapped for being "too expensive to run"; Harkin, McSporran et al sold for peanuts to Div.1 plodders just to keep us afloat. |
| PANTS |
Messrs Peart, Austin and Reardon seen scanning the BFP jobs section as the
bulldozers move in..... |
Part Two - Marketing,
Constitution and Crowds >>>
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The Adams Family 1992-1998
Coming up:
How it all began
Issue Guide
TAF Classics
Did you see?
Give it up for Rhino
tribute to Keith Ryan
Hello Hello!
Castledine cover star
I
met Alan Smith
TAF met the great man
plus comment on the season as it unfolds
Return to the home of TAF
these boys can play too
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